How to lose a best friend in four days!

Yes, yes and yes. It’s crazy and just not true, but I think it is true. There’s a girl I know we’ve been friends for a really long time like 7 years now. She was the friend everyone said I should not trust, but I did not listen to any of them I just kept hanging out with her for she was nothing like they described her a bad person a liar and all that, But she was non of those at all. Until this year last month when shxt went down (I am not saying she bacame a liar and a bad person, I mean that’s when we parted ways).

I am not sure if everyone is like this or it’s just me, some people like putting people on their statues and I just don’t find it necessary and this was the shxt that lead to the end of our friendship. March the something happened (I am not a monster you know, I know her birthday I just can’t say it I am protecting her). It was her birthday so I sent her this text that I find really fucking cute (I do not know why I talk a lot about birthdays but I just do) Anyhoo I sent her the text. Read below please

am I just not the cutest when it comes to this birthday wishing kinda shxt?! Yes I am. So that’s what I sent her on her birthday. Four days later she sent me a two minute long voice note, yup I know must be serious. Well it was kind of serious, she asked me why I have not placed her picture on my status and you know say all that cute birthday shxt because I have been doing it forever, just this year I did not. I just replied with the “Sorry thought this message was enough” and you won’t believe what she said after that, she said “Ok” and that was the last time I spoke to my ‘Best Friend’.

I know I suck at friendships, but I gave my all to this one, and the next thing I am seeing on her status is “I may the only one without a best friend. Welcome to my world”. I typed “Really now?” and deleted it immediately so she know I texted her and deleted the message. She never said anything she just keep on throwing shades at me on her status. You know this hurt/betrayed quotes one gets from google saying “I have been hurt by friends before but I am going to rise” yes that sort of stuff. I mean baby I did not hurt you AT ALL I am a fucking sweetheart when it comes to you I am the most understanding and loving friend you could ever get but the thing is I am more of a tough love kind of person but when it comes to you I am a softie, plus I just did not find the whole picture thing important. Lemme break this down for you my baby sister’s birthday was in January, my lil bro’s was Feb, my grandmom’s, cousin’s and sister’s (“another one DJ KHALED”) was march and I did not put any fucking pictures of them on my status I wonder why it was a big deal to her but it happened.

Too all my dickish friends out there like me, or people that are just horrible friends by nature like me do not mess up your friendships okay. Of course we suck  at the friendship thing but we really do not intend to do that. And if you’re a good friend trying to get rid of an ”Extra kind of friend” just do the dick move I did on my ex-best friend and if she’s really that extra the friendship will END I guarantee you on that!

Happy Birthday To Whom??

Do you know what’s weird about wishing someone happy birthday when it’s not their birthday? Is the fact that it’s not their birthday.

Today a cousin of mine placed a picture of this one guy with cute birthday wishes and it just hit me that I should wish him a happy birthday too. But before that I checked on his status to see if it’s really his birthday, but there was nothing about his birthday or anything so I decided to take the big risk of wishing him without getting a confirmation that it really is his birthday or not. Luckily it was (PHEW that was close). Now imagine wishing somebody a happy birthday without being sure it’s really their birthday, and turns out it’s not do you know how embarrassing it would be for you? I mean you are all there, making effort to write this person a great birthday wish, but its no t their birthday at all. How do you go on about saving yourself from that embarrassment? You can’t cause you’ve screwed up. But if you got enough confidence in you, you might say you were practising a birthday wish on them and it was actually for someone else. That would be a killer move.

But my advice to you is (take this at own risk, I give bad advice) to just put yourself out there and don’t feel bad about anything. I dare you to wish somebody a happy birthday even if it’s not their birthday and use the I am just practising on you kind of excuse!!!! I’ll do the same and post it here I already feel bad for that person I going to play that move on!! I’m just lying, I don’t feel bad at all. He’s a cool guy!

If You Know You Know

                              This is one of those annoying captions everyone’s putting on their pictures. I do not know when this whole If You Know You Know movement started this year (2019 just incase you’re reading this late like 2023). I first saw it in a friends status.

Ok, let’s get down to business, wtf do I know, how tf do I know it and to be honest ya’ll are forcing me to know it. Do you know how dumb you make us feel when you put up that stupid caption (btw I have used it once and I sounded really shixty). You people make us feel stupid, you make us feel like we should know what you want us to know. So much knowing is used, I am so (TIRED OF LOVE SONG, TROYE SIVAN) but I am actually so tired of stupid captions. ‘If you know you know’ my foot. And also who TF knows it, your  mom, cousin or best friend you know what I just don’t care anymore.

I will look more into this shxt and talk more nonsense, but for now if you don’t get me too bad cause I’ve got this If you know you know.

HELLO

Eengo omwatje wa Karuuombe ngwakwaterwa mondu yatjisewa tjakambe omwatje ngate ina masore okuryanga otjirongo otjinaparero murumendu wombongora, ovandu kongombe yauhongora ndja tinde ozo ndjeo mwatje wandje, onguuri Kuune Wakapi ngumazu mu Uanee Kapi ngumazu momukaendu omukwatjivi Uatiraije Kapi mokorosave, mutjinduri keyova ukaute nonyanaga mongoro.

Hi to  whoever is reading this, I am a human a weird one. I created this blog a long time ago and posted things I was not so sure of. I want to officially welcome you to my blog.

See, when I started this blog, more like when I am restarting this blog I want to talk about trending things, I want to give my opinion about them here. Starting from Hashtags up to food. I am an Entertainment blogger, I will not be blogging serious stuff, unless I state in my blog that “This is serious stuff” then it is serious. I feel like I am supposed to tell you a lot more than these few lines, but I am not. And if you really thought I was supposed to SHAME ON YOU. (just kidding, I do not diss people here, unless I want to, and I do not want to right now)

I am sorry, but this is going to be a really sad exprience for you, for you are going to read things you’d regret reading. Byeeeee!!!!

And one more thing Welcome to my Blog!